The Salty Citizen

As Thanksgiving approaches, half of the country is jubilant, while the other half is in various stages of grief or panic. Here are helpful tips to survive dinners with combatants.

I am honestly still just so glad my daughter, and son before her, and I are alive. None of those things were guaranteed. 

This madness isn’t in response to thoughtless bosting by the opposition. It is in response to emotional abuse by your own party. It is the completely predictable fruit of the climate of chaos cultivated by the left.

There’s a hard conversation coming, friends. I’m here for it…so I will start it. Let’s talk about the election…

The Red Wave cometh! Who knew the “Right-Wing Extremists” would form the broadest, most diverse coalition to unite our fractured family and land?! Who knew Hitler would be so popular with minorities?! Here is the breakdown of this stunning victory.

Oh friends…the trashman cometh! And he continues to collect the rubbish of the left and turn it into the rewards of the right. Here’s how Trump is turning trash into treasure…

All the talk about who says and thinks what and about whom this week…and no one is bothered or offended by the left’s assumption that women need to be secretive about their vote lest their husband find out? Here’s why it matters…

Crying “Nazi” isn’t the final solution for the left. Censorship and Color Revolutions seem to be next on their to-do list. Here is what I mean…

Don’t you know calls were made after yet another disastrous public appearance by Mother Mamala? Better stock up on pink yarn, my Communista Feministas!

I would honestly feel cheated if we went through another election cycle and a godless, pagan culture wasn’t telling me how to live more like Jesus. Here is my loving response…

No matter the gloom and doom predicted, it just can’t be that bad, right? Not if we had time for an entire news cycle devoted to French fries from Micky D’s. Here’s what I mean…

Sweet death. How does anyone tolerate election year Octobers without a therapist, a dealer, or a relationship with Jesus? Here is how it is shaping on the home stretch to the White House.

As Kamala touts her “tough on crime” record, remember it was so good it ended her presidential campaign in 2019…even before her home state primary, which she would have lost. Let’s take a look at that record, shall we?

“Corruption, deception, and dereliction? Are we the baddies?” Yes, yes you are. Here’s why…

Isn’t that rich? The government that throws around billions to bail out others is too light in the pockets to send buckets for their drowning kids.

The battle between east and west, boomer and bro. Here’s everything you need to know about the VP Debate.

The FBI cannot be trusted to defend our country or its citizens. In fact, we must be defended against the FBI. Here’s why…

Abstain from having children to save the world from climate change, but don’t abstain from having sex to save children from abortion? How does this make sense?

Why does the left feel it necessary to paint Trump as the supervillain and everyone else as the misunderstood vigilante?

Never did I dream I would be dusting off the “Trump Assassination Post” to draw from. Again. In the same decade. In the same year…or season. But here we are. How many lives does Trump have left?